turkey-imported-from-maine:

firelorcl:

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

haemus:

U kno what’s the best weed …..it’s when I’m weed u

radvillain:

girl: come over ;)

me: u got snacks

girl: no?

me: another time, fam

carnevore:

at school like 
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